Strip 275 -- First Seen: 2009-10-02
Escape From Terra is updated with new pages every Monday through Friday.

Not-Safe.Space Kickstarter!

Scott is gearing-up for his third Not-Safe.Space Kickstarter campaign!

(Not-Safe.Space is Scott's sexy spin-off of QUANTUM VIBE.)

For those of you who haven't signed up for one of the NSFW Patreon tiers, this will be the best way to get in on the action for a very reasonable price.

Go to THIS link. The campaign starts March 16 and runs through April 20.

One Dollar Sale Continues!

Hard to believe it, but Big Head Press published it's first novel, over 20 years ago. To commemorate our stubborn longevity, we continue to stubbornly offer each of our non serialized graphic novel stories for just one mere American dollar (plus shipping). Start your holiday shopping early and light up some body's mind with one or more of these titles.

Offer only available in the United States.

The Transcript For This Page

Panel 1
Exterior shot, the Transport trundling across the dark Martian Polar surface enroute to the Array. The surface is black except where the Transport's lights illuminate a small area around itself and a larger, brighter ovoid area in front. We can make out that it is following a rough trail blazed by the hundreds of Transport trips that have come before. The illuminated surface is icy and cracked. Above the horizon, a starry sky.

Reggie (inside Transport): Is it much farther?

Irina: No. About 3 centimes.

Panel 2
Inside the Transport, Irina is driving while Reggie rides shotgun. He's trying to be light and jolly but she's completely deadpan.

Reggie: That Dr. Peña, what a guy. It took some doing to talk him into letting me stay at the Array for a decaday shift.

Panel 3
Irina speaks, but she's still deadly serious. Reggie is a bit surprised by what she says.
Irina continues driving in silence.

Irina: You did not mention the music.
Reggie: No, of course not! A promise is a promise.

Panel 4
Reggie sits there wondering how to get through Irina's shell.

Reggie: You know, Irina, a smile will not break your face.

Reggie: Let's see if a little joke will get at least a teensy smile.

Irina: Clean, please.


Panel 5
Show exterior of the Transport, perhaps from ¾ rear view for variety.

Reggie: Yes, of course.

Reggie: A man comes into a restaurant and sits down and says, 'Waiter! Get me a cup of coffee without the cream ...'

Panel 6
Inside the transport again. Now Irina bursts out laughing, taking Reggie by surprise.

Irina: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Irina: You stole joke from 'Ninotchka!'
Irina: Is my favorite movie of all time. Garbo laughs!

Panel 7
Same shot. Irina is still smiling.

Reggie: Okay, uh, your turn. Got any good jokes?
Irina: I am afraid I stink at jokes.

Panel 8
Exterior of the Transport, following its headlights, trundling away towards the black polar horizon.

Irina: I like economics. We can discuss maybe dialectical materialism and the labor theory of value?

Reggie: Uh, sure.

Reggie (thought): Oh well, better than silence.