Strip 340 -- First Seen: 2010-01-01
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The Transcript For This Page

Panel 1
Exterior of the Alpha Relentless, hovering near the giant 'Grey Alien' planetoid.

Darling (from inside boat): You want to broadcast or scans again?

Darling: After what happened last time?

Panel 2
In the control room, Captain Gondalia lays a reassuring hand on F.O. Darling's shoulder. Darling is fuming.

Gondalia: Orders from ComCen this time, Mr. Darling..

Gondalia: By sharing our scans we won't have others getting in our way trying to scan this blasted thing themselves.

Panel 3
Focus on the Crewman, who is focused on his console. Gondalia hovering over him.

Crewman: No recess or carvings in either eye this time, sir.

Gondalia: Continue scans in pattern alpha. If there are markings they could be anywhere.

Panel 4
Medium close-up on Darling, who is holding his hand to the side of his head as if he has a headace.

Caption: Eventually:

Crewman (OP): Carvings spotted, sir.

Crewman: This time in the, uh, anal cavity.



Panel 5
Group shot of the girls, all laughing uproariously.

All: Ha ha ha Hee hee hee Ha ha ha Tee hee hee

Panel 6
Cut to control deck of the Split Tail. Two-shot of Fiorella and Doris

Fiorella: The markings indicate something near the Sun-Terra L4 Lagrange point.

Doris: So the race is on again.

Panel 7
Exterior of the Split-Tail rocketing away. It looks a bit different now. Same size and number of engines, but body style is changed.

Fiorella: I don't feel too cool following the Relentless around like this.

Doris: That's why I had the hull modified and re-painted during our stop at Ceres.

Panel 8
Two-shot of Fiorella and Doris in the control deck.

Doris: There's no telling what our Darling First Officer might do if he ran across us again.