Strip 734 -- First Seen: 2011-06-28
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The Transcript For This Page

Panel 1
Back in Bert & Ernie's office. Ernie is kicking back as Bert studies some spreadsheet being displayed on his desk's holomonitor.
Ernie: So, I suppose one of us will have to stay behind to run the shop.
Bert: That will be me, this time.

Panel 2
Ernie looks incredulously over at Bert, who is failing to suppress a smile.
Ernie: Just like that? No arguments? No drawing of straws? What gives?
Bert: It's the gift that keeps on giving.
Libby (OP): Hey, Daddy-E!

Panel 3
Libby has entered the office, and close behind her is Lili, her mother (we last saw Lili as captain of the good ship Lust In Space), who smiles sexily in Ernie's direction (everything Lili does is 'sexily.')
Libby: Guess who's back in town? MOM!
Lili: Hello, Sweetie.

Panel 4
Three-shot of Ernie and Lili facing one another, and Libby standing happily between them. Ernie and Lili are holding hands already, looking lustily at one another.
Libby: I figured since Bert needs to mind the store, Mom can be a substitute Mentor for our 'campout!'
Ernie: We have a brilliant daughter
Lili: Yes, we do.